Thebuilderx21 looks in the distance. He stares at the strange creature. "Daddy, look at that!" exclaims his son, Thebuilderx22. "I see, son. I don't know what that is..." Thebuilderx21 replies. In the distance there was a mammalian, quadruped creature with primarily brown fur. The tip of its bushy tail and its large furry collar were cream-colored. It had short, slender legs with three small toes and a pink paw pad on each foot. The creature had brown eyes, long pointed ears, and a small black nose. It ran up and tackled Thebuilderx21, who fell down. The cold ground knocked the wind out of him. It then kicked dirt in Thebuilderx21's eyes and started biting him. "GAH! Get back you vicious creature!" yells Thebuilderx21. "Get away, son!" "But, Dad! I can't leave you!" Thebuilderx22 cries, scared for his dad's life. "Just run, it's too late for me." Thebuilderx21 says, sadly. Reluctantly, Thebuilderx22 flees from the creature. With tears in his eyes, he takes one last look at his dying father. "Goodbye, Daddy." cries Thebuilderx22 "1700 - The first sighting of an Eevee occurs."
Bonus - 1700
A man is at a cooking table, with 18 people watching him. "For my next trick, I will create a form of milk tinted brown." The man put Cocoa Beans ground up into dust and mixed it with the tint, and it does in fact tint it brown. "FREEZE!" yells a voice. "You sir, are under arrest for witchcraft." The man is taken to a fire pit by the police, and then burned... and buried with his chocolate milk.
1700 - Chocolate milk is first created. The creator of it is burnt for witchcraft.